JESUS SPARKLEBUG CHRIST...I AM DAZZLED

[uadlika]

I JUST SAW TWILIGHT. AND IT WAS THE BESTEST MOVIE WATCHING EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.

Notice I didn't say it was the best movie. Nope, not even CLOSE. But I laughed so hard I cackled. In glee. Because OMG.

At one point, when Edward sparkled ("looks like glitter herpes" Bridgey whispered) we got told to shut up for laughing. Hey, just because everyone

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I haven't laughed like that since Snakes on a Plane.

[ghetto_bridget]

I'm pretty sure Edward beats out Jim & Pam in the entirety of The Office for the sheer number of Meaningful Glances he shot towards EVERYONE EVER.
I also couldn't stop thinking (and often whispering) CRY MOAR EMO KID.

Also, I was sort of expecting evidence of his crafty hobbies from Growing Up Cullen since, according to the slight bit I read of Cleolinda's intro to her parody of Midnight Sun, it's basically canon now.
Maybe they will show up in the next movie, since its production was confirmed Saturday.

[leffjakin]

dear alicia,

please review more terrible films on the internet. humanity in general can only benefit from your insight.

many thanks,
jeff

PS: If glitter is already the herpes of the arts and crafts world (as bridget informed me during my ill-fated second viewing of enchanted), does glitter herpes imply some sort of double herpes, or herpes on top of herpes, or is it merely redundant?

[uadlika]

Glitter herpes is not actually related to the Herpesviridae virus. Instead, it is the common name for dazzleviridae,a disease known only to infect emo vampires and whiny Mary Sues. It manifests itself in two forms: DZLNG-I, which affects vampires with a sorta of creepy sweaty/ripply/shiny sheen, and DZLD-2, which affects Mary Sues with a great desire to jump said vampires despite the fact that the vampires want to eat them.