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[ubaz]

I ate so many sour skittles my tongue is bleeding.

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[parallelmirror]

If this is true, I want pictures. If not, make your lies more obvious.

[ubaz]

no, it's true. I thought it was the skittles coloring, but then I noticed that the red colored part was coming out of my tongue. Pictures would follow, but all I have is a webcam and at any rate my tongue looks like a big mass of red anyway.

I followed up with steak for dinner, and let me tell you, that rubbing salt in wounds thing is by no means just some meaningless phrase.