CAKE

[ubdu]

Hey, why does plain old cheesecake suck so much, but chocolate cheesecake is great?

Maybe other bad things would be better if we just added chocolate to them.

- chocolate cereal: check
- chocolate meeting with the boss: better
- chocolate stubbed toe: an improvement
- chocolate electro-shock therapy: more helpful
- chocolate boogers: tastier
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Comments

[coraljune]

Do you not know of my cake addiction that surpasses all reasonable limits?? If they made methadone for cake, I'd seriously consider it. And I quote...

[ubdu]

"Methadone produces no serious side effects, although some patients experience minor symptoms such as constipation, water retention, drowsiness, skin rash, excessive sweating, and changes in libido."

I already have all those, so maybe I'll add some Methodone to my trail mix like it was salt.