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Talk about killer gas...
so, here i am being twitchy... bobbing up and down with my toes against the foot of travis' bed and hes like "you are shaking the gas out of me..." and i ignore him only to my dismay... he farts. God have mercy on me.
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Friends
Ive made nice with someone the other day. We used to not like eachother so much, but now we are homies. Argh ( Read more... ) -
TAX U UP
I filed my taxes electronically today. its pretty cool. my check is gonna be about 550 dollars... and its direct deposit. sweeeet. -
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What happens when you are just up late browsing chanels? You end up watching the THS of the Chippendale Dancers with your mother. Flapping penis' hairy asses and just plain MAN. I think the dances they did in the seventies were hilarious... then they get all saucy now a days. I can admit... I wouldn't mind going to a show ( Read more... ) -
E-tograph?
SOOOO guess what I did yesterday? I wrote an email to the Author of those fashion mysteries. Know what happened? I got a reply today!!!! Isnt that awesome?! She replied under her personal email :) but I think that might just be the same one :-p It is almost like an autograph... but on a computer. Lord knows I wont delete that one!!
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mmm yes, well... Ive decided my boobs are too big. All of my shirts (the nice ones) fit around my tummy just fine... but when it comes to where my bosoms lay... it buttons, but you get that gaping hole where people can peek in at my purple bra... how annoying. all of them are like that. just right everywhere but ze boobs.
No fair,
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I have been reading quite a bit lately. All of the books are considered "A Crime of Fasion Mystery" and I like them. They are about this lady named Lacey Smithsonian, and she has a knack for getting into the middle of things. I have noticed an odd similarity between her and myself. I just so happen to get myself into the middle of things without ( Read more... ) -
Cleanliness is next to godliness
I am going to hell ( Read more... )