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[uber_boob]

I woke up this morning fully clothed, with shoes, and a satin, green DKNY tie tied around my head. The tie is my brother's birthday present from me to him

Comments

[themoongoddess]

1. I'm kind of simultaneously upset and happy that you found a "Sam"
2. that kerry drawing is amazing! Lit Mag is going to miss your artistic talents this year.
3. to do an lj-cut:

*lj-cut text="whatever you want the cut to say"*

replace the stars with < > and you're done!

[asinglesecond69]

thats hysterical

[themoongoddess]

umm what is?

[asinglesecond69]

sorry...her drawing of kerry

[i_smoke_tampons]

<*cut text="Im maria talking"*>
blah blah blah maria talk...

remove the *s.

[uber_boob]

thanks beth! How's your gf?? still hot I hope.

[electioneering]

thats so good MOM!
i hope you find me!

[uber_boob]

Shauna nobody could replace you darling.

[electioneering]

oh you!

[uber_boob]

;)

[orangebroccoli]

What's the Nicole like? I need to know. If she goes into a men's bathroom with you I am going to shoot her so full of holes no one will know if she's a girl or a slice Swiss cheese when they go to her funeral.

...Not that I'm jealous.

[uber_boob]

Well she's quirky. and witty. But nowhere near as hot as you are. and that's all im going to tell you.

[orangebroccoli]

Biotch.

[uber_boob]

oh nicole. if only you were here to take me into the men's bathroom.