The Only Reason They Were "The Good Ole Days" Was Because I Was Too Dumb To Realize They Weren't...

[uber_corp]

I often forget this in my bitter old age of nunyo gahdanm binuss, but the television of my youth wasn't a raging, fiery drunkard spitting mouthfuls of staticky venom and retarded nonsense at me. In fact, it was once a gentle beast, one that you could cradle in your arms and spend hours playing with in joyful abandon. Television had a great smile

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[new_night]

David the Gnome was good, so was Little Bear, and Richard Scarey.

I used to lay in bed watching that shit with terrible headaches when i'd miss a day of school.

[uber_corp]

Dude I completely forgot about little bear, fuck. Those were good times- the days of old.

[getupkid51]

Pete & Pete nigga! way before its time, way way before.

[evilsmurfette]

It might be just me, but gnomes and porn rings go hand in hand.

...I had to track you down...I'm a stalker. You nervous?

Charli.