Why He's the Asshole...Not Me.

[uber_corp]

Do you ever notice that your pet seems to stare at you like you’re an idiot all the time? Well, I have recently come to the discovery that maybe he’s the idiot. My cat, Tuff, is one badass cat…don’t condescend me, yes, I said cat. But he doesn’t seem to ever want to pull his weight around the house when concerning his chores or any other task at

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Glue Factory or Else

[uber_pdx]

Tuff is such a prick. Does he even have a fucking job yet? I can't believe the nerve of both you and him. If it were me I would have kicked his ass to the curb months ago. Or worse yet, I would have brought him to the glue factory and told the guy manning the glue making machine that he was a very rare breed of Shetland Pony that will make an exquisite bonding agent. An uber super glue if you will

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[uber_corp]

Oh my fucking god...I actually laughed out loud. Jon Jon you are the uberest bestest friend a girl could have.

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[uber_corp]

I also peed a little...

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[scottjresque]

holy shit tears!! you guys kill me

[scottjresque]

your e mail isnt in you user info. perhaps ill stock you on myspace. i want to go to breckenridge for a week in february and i dont feel like couch surfing. wana go in on a hotel with me?

[uber_corp]

Dude, that's when I saw you in Breck last year. The guys are going to create another installment of the Hills N' Pills Snowsnort Resort Winter Retreat of '05. I'm sure you could join in on the log mansion lovin fun. It was a total bummer when you couldn't get off work last time. So this year you better pack your bags because there will be more to come of naked synchronized hot-tubbing and of course shreddin gnar pow pow. Fuck Yeah!