Quick Eat Them and Put Them Out of Their Misery...

[uber_corp]

Mankind has it made. We are truly leading the good life what with our cerebral cortex, opposable thumbs, complex languages, long term memory, and heat vision. Technically only Superman has heat vision, and yes, technically he is from Krypton and isn't human, but I think he's lived on earth long enough to be human by association. In addition to the

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[brosely]

hello lovely. i left my keys at your house. could you be a dahling and keep an eye out for them?

[uber_corp]

Found 'em. I'll put them in my purse just in case i see you out tonight. Spurs?

[anonymous]

drop us a few lines savvie!
39 year old whisky and funny accent.

[anonymous]

so,me again!
i knew i had created an account,just forgot the password for a second.what are you up tae these days.i will have surgery on my knee in 3 weeks time and will get sacked as a consequence.job was a pain in the bollox anyhow!go on force yersel to a mail!
love
george
some crap doesn't work here!

[mothersmilk]

Sorry I broke your glass. I still feel bad about it.