Blue Martini...

[uber_corp]

Last night I had a new experience. I was at the Blue Martini with my new friend from Philly, Reece, and all of a sudden I felt a deliberate grab to my irresistible ass. I looked at him, but he had a cocktail in one hand and a smoke in the other; so I turned around and realized that a black, thugged-out, midget had taken the liberty of stealing a

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[new_night]

Being a thrug myself, i must concure.

[uber_corp]

Being a thug can be quite difficult at times... Like always remembering to use a "z" instead of an "s" (i.e. Lugz). And always having to remember when it's your turn to hit the phatty blunt and smack your bitch. Don't be thugz, give hugz.
dalli, you make a damn fine thug. Way to go, champ.

[uber_corp]

I appreciate you playing off of my misfortunate spelling problems. You know that really hurts...No matter what people tell you, it's not cool to make fun of the blind. You typo-spotting bastard.