Trivial Details of my Mundane Life...

[uber_corp]

There is a movie being filmed at my apartment building today called, In Her Shoes. I can only guess that it will be a huge Blockbuster dissappointment. I was supposed to be at work at 8:30am this morning, but the stupid movie was filming a scene in my lobby, therefore I was 15 minutes late. Of course, that worried me not. Because of that stupid

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[new_night]

Did you inform Mr. Washington that his skin, in fact, is darker than yours?

Black is Beautiful

[uber_corp]

I don't like to point out the obvious because it seems a bit monotonous. And, in that sense, possibly offensive. I've grown quite accustom to dancing back and forth across the preverbial line, but in this instance, I decided not to be the raving cunt that everybody has grown to know and love. His sexiness overwhelmed my wittynessnesses.
"The Denzel, you may now roll two for sexy check...(roll dice)...Sexy it is."

Where did that fucking cat come from?

[anonymous]

Of all the people that could unhinge their jaw and swallow me whole, Denzel would be it...
Did you make him quote Shakespeare? (Oh, Lady Beatrice...blah-eth, thee, thou, blah-eth)
His sexynessnesses definitely outdo your witinessnesses.
Sorry.

Re: Where did that fucking cat come from?

[uber_corp]

Hey poop-monger, that cat comes with the fucking territory, I politley asked it to leave, but she's a stubborn bitch. I think I'm coming home early, but again I might be going to Denver for a few, so I don't know. But I should be home by Easter...maybe. I can't wait to see you.

Love,
Buttmunch

Re: Where did that fucking cat come from?

[anonymous]

Wanna go on an Easter bike ride?

of course!!

[uber_corp]

We can take that time to reflect on the things we have done and focus on not making baby jesus cry. I'll be home tomorrow, thurs.