Rawr

[uber_tight]

Position vacant: Life coach.

Necessary skills: Able to deal with severe retardation.

Your responsibilities: Helping me with everything I just can't quite figure out.

Please apply within.

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[handsintheair]

need references?

[buy_me_a_pony]

um, you do realise you just updated your lj, right? don't freak out or anything.
if said life coach can do that thing where you brush your hair and blow dry it at the same time and it comes out straight can you please get her to pass the knowledge? im the boss. need the info.