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Dec 29, 2009 01:25

I'm still baffled by people's inability to use a toilet properly

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rockit_grl December 29 2009, 17:31:49 UTC
what if we painted a bulls eye in the pot. Would guys aim better then?

but one thing I don't get is those toilet seat covers. If the toilet is to gross to sit on don't sit on it. A thin porous seat cover does nothing to protect you from bacteria, viruses, and diseases that may exist on the seat. Why don't people know this? This is why condoms are made out of latex and not paper.

p.s. sorry I didn't know I wasn't logged in.

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uberbastard December 29 2009, 23:23:30 UTC
Actually I've seen as much bad aim out of hoverers in the ladies room (I'm not shy about using the room less used).

If you plan on hovering, why wouldn't you lift the lid, better yet, if you're in a skirt, straddle the bowl like a horse.

And yes, those toilet bowl covers are about useless, nevermind that I'm as likely to end up taking up some at the exit.

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rockit_grl December 30 2009, 01:24:51 UTC
I have hovered and the trick is to brace yourself between the walls and have enough leg muscle to do a bit of a squat. I think girls think that if they fall they will fall completely in and the toliet seat is protecting them but ewwww.

wost bathroom ever midtown NYC Subway no tp, pee on all the seats, I thought I was going to get VD just from walking in. A small package of klenex in my purse saved me and it took me 2 days of washing my hands and purell to feel clean after that experience which isn't to say the gas station bathroom on the way to keywest wasn't as bad because it was. and someone had way too much margaritaville on the way down and threw up in one of the stalls.

okay now I'm just rambling but maybe I should carry that pee like a man applicator thing around when I travel. I don't know how well that works though.

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whitebikertrash December 31 2009, 18:25:18 UTC
it's the simpler things that elude humanity

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