The Language of Love

[uberbastard]

I’m sure everyone out there feels that one of the benefits of having a regular ’significant other’ is that you hopefully get the chance to teach this person the things that make you happy.

I’ve always made a habit, for good or bad, of taking that benefit to extremes. One thing that most of my past lovers will attest to is my penchant to train them

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[aeldergoth]

I'm just trying to imagine the Kama Sutra, rewritten by Uberbastard. ::head assplodes::