No Crusts Please

[ubercache]

They made fun of me at work this morning because I tear the crusts off of my pop tarts. I'm sorry, but I refuse to eat a non-frosted/non-fruit filled pastry.... I REFUSE!

They're all trying to oppress me.

Comments

[ipris]

a delicate technique? whenever i tore them edges off a bit o' goodness always slipped away.

[ubercache]

Well, a bit o'goodness slippage is kind of expected, but you do have to be carefull. But really, in the end, i'd rather loose some of the good stuff then eat the satanstry.

btw... i never toast my pop tarts.. yet another thing they make fun of me for... i hope they all realize that they are getting fired because of their actions. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[ipris]

i had a picture in my head of you taking one of those big paper cutters to the tart. you know those big ole single blade cutters (you probably have them as you work for a publisher) you'd see in school.

[drumloops]

It's pretty clear that you work with pastry fascists.

[xxsimulacraxx]

what a bunch of freaks.