GROWLLLLL

[ubercache]

I just TORE UP a fucking bacon egg and cheese biscuit from McDs. I opened the wrapper and gave it a hard stare. It looked back at me. It wanted to be inside me, i could tell.

So I say to the sammich, "I'm going to eat the shit outta you".

And I ate it. I ate the shit out of it. I think I ate the wrapper too.

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[drumloops]

This is the most perverse shit I've ever read.

I LOVE IT!

[makingsilence]

you might have been the femmedom in tht case sweetness.

but fuck it, it's hot.

[ipris]

gold star deli's sausage and scrambled eggs on toasted english muffin almost every weekday morning for breakfast.
it's to the point where i call down there, and say 'it's dan', and they just know what to make.

[drumloops]

that's funny; it sounds like "cheers."

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!

[ubercache]

This is a funny story:

The last time I was in NYC, i stoped by Dan's place unnanounced with my uncle. I stopped by CitiBar and assked Derrick if you had been in there and chatted with him for a while. On the way out, my uncle looks at me and says, "They know you guys by name here"

:-P

[ipris]

a diabetic is all about routines. :/