Comments | ubercache: I ate the elephant

ubercache

I ate the elephant

Jan 26, 2005 09:09

For the last couple of weeks, the vending machine at work has been stocked with these bomb ass gingersnap animal crackers. The high point of my morning was making a fresh pot of jo and snagging a bag of these tasty animal morsels. Anyway, no my dismay, I go to the machine, and they’ve replaced my cherished animal crackers with some sort of generic ( Read more... )

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artfuse January 27 2005, 18:41:27 UTC

were they frosted? frosted gingersnap animal crackers are like sex, but less messy, and smaller, and crunchier and, well, pretty different.

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artfuse January 27 2005, 20:39:40 UTC

that's pretty much what i was trying to say, that frosted gingersnap animal crackers are sexually useful.

D:

ubercache January 27 2005, 18:52:28 UTC

Yes, they were frosted.

I saw the vending machine guy and let's just say that we had a little talk.... After I introduced his face to the back of my hand, he assured me that I would have plenty of the good stuff in the machine tomorrow.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH. Never stand between a man and his frosted gingersnap animal crackers!

You're right though, sex and frosted gingersnap animal crackers are pretty different, but they do kind of go hand in hand... at least, that's what I have to tell myself to justify the use of animals in my pleasure making activities.

:-/

You havn't lived until you've asked a Lion if it want's your sex in it's mouth.