Getting Layd

Jan 16, 2013 22:23

Title: Getting Layd
Length: One-shot
Pairing: KrAy (Kris / Lay)
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Summary Kris is a big fan of logic and math and science and facts; big fat facts with big fat reasons coupled with bigger and fatter logic. Falling in love (and lust) with Yixing isn't logical.

It's like taking a (excuse him again) massive, mind-numbing, earthquake-triggering, painful dump at a public restroom. )

g:fluff, r:pg-13, g:crack, l: oneshot, p: kray

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diokris February 3 2013, 16:08:31 UTC
i

just

cant

with

kris

ugh

(Kr!$ d0-m3-n0w)

sobbing

this is genius

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uberchrome February 4 2013, 19:09:57 UTC
hoomaygad ;A; thanks for reading & commenting ;}
kray tramples on all our feels ;{

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1stepcl0ser February 22 2013, 00:37:55 UTC
lmao i am laughing so hard xD thank you so much, this was so cute and funny and entertaining! that poem killed me xD

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uberchrome May 1 2013, 06:56:46 UTC
Ong sorry for the late rep but thank you!

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cielsebastian24 May 1 2013, 05:25:24 UTC
the rest of the poem can be found in the crook of yixing's neck,
the length of his spine, and the space between his collarbones
written in flesh-tinted ink with the aid of Kris's lips.

i think i read this awhile back but im not the kind of person who keeps track of things so i forgot easily, but i read it anyway again.... stupid duizhang...lol

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uberchrome May 1 2013, 06:57:16 UTC
awww hheh thank you for reading and commenting!~

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kimdeyya December 30 2013, 00:36:42 UTC
hahahahahaha, OMG its totally LOL-ing me! XD
you're a great writer! I love ur writing style! I just woke up and still sleepy and saw the rec link for this ff, and 5sec later Im already laughing until my stomach hurt! and laughing all the way through out the story!
and I love the sexually frustated kris! and uh so-called dense yixing!I love his innocence!hahaha, I hope u made a sequel, or another one like this too ! I love it!

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jaquewriteshere January 4 2014, 07:19:46 UTC
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(Kr!$ d0-m3-n0w)

okay it's 2014 but istg this is the funniest shit ever omg thanks for writing this work of fanxing art hahaha

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