its apparently whats for dinner

sick shit right here

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1314511.ecehttp://perezhilton.com/2008-06-20-cannibals-eat-

of barely any sleep and severe boredom

i may just go insane soon haha

holy crap i have barely slept for 2 days now....i have a feeling im going to pass out at work tonight hahaha ( Read more... )

until my photoshoot and i have yet to dye my hair, take a shower, pick out my clothes etc

gee im such a professional hahaha

ahh fuck it i know i have enough time to get all dolled up and go

i just looked at my schedule and im going to die hahaha ( Read more... )

ugh, thankfully yesterday was not as hot as it has been or i would have been dead. i went out job hunting, after walking around for hours came home got changed, and then realized i hadnt paid my internet bill and had missed the mailman.....so out i went all over again all the way down to the comcast office to pay my fucking bill. luckily on my ( Read more... )

woke up on a shitty note, had a horrible nightmare thats still kind of lingering in my brain. i hate that shit so much ( Read more... )

i could not stop laughing last night til about 7 this morning, i dont know what the hell j was on but he was being so over the top ridiculous it was great. first he was talking in this weird accent complaining about how he was sweating and it was creating ball soup in his pants, then i hear him still in accent talking about if more soup gets made ( Read more... )

me and a certain drag queen are plotting a funny as hell rendition of america's next top model. im so excited, i finally get to introduce my new character "Frau Uber Bottom". i was practicing the voice at work last night, i had people outside laughing so i guess its coming along nicely ( Read more... )

so im growing my hair back out, just the top not the sides dont worry im not going normal lol. and well, its now become a frizzy pile of doom!! fucking curly hair grrr!!! i cant straighten it for the life of me, and the one person who might be able to fix it is on vacation in new orleans :( . you cant pay me enough to go to a hair salon im ( Read more... )