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Mar 09, 2006 20:02


This is a list of the presidents starting from 1855 when President Vanilla, Ice Cream was assassinated.
(black font = black)
(italics = white)
(brown font = hispanic)
(red font = native american)
(yellow font = asian)
"Food Presidents"
1855-61 Chocolate, Fondue
61-65 Christmas, Fudge
65-69 Cup, O. Coffee
69-76 Black, Licorice (the first)
76-78 Cup, O. Mocha
78-85 Black, Licorice (the second)
85-89 Cinnamon, N. Sugar
89-92 Ground, Pepper
92-1900 Chocolate, Milk
00-04 Whipped, Mousse
04-06 Hot, Cocoa
06-09 Chestnut, Shaving
09-12 Pudding, Jiggle
12-15 Hot, Cocoa
15-18 Chocolate, Malt
"Alloy Presidents"
18-29 Copper, Coin
29-30 Bronze, Medal
"Color Presidents"
30-33 Color, Hazel
33-40 Sun, Tan
40-47 Amber, Palette
47-50 Bold, Brown
50-53 Rust, Ed
53-60 Tinted, Sepia
60-63 Mineral, Ochre
63-66 Burnt, Sienna
66-69 Idaho, Russet
69-72 Khaki, Carpenter
72-73 Bland, Beige
"Neo-Food Presidents"
73-80 Sweet, Caramel
80-83 Daiquiri, Ice
83-90 Chocolate, Truffle - woman
90-93 Sour, Lemon
no description
93-96 Sandpaper, Tongue
96-99 Ebony, Curl
99-2002 Cup, O. Cream
02-05 Heated, Oatmeal
05-current Silent, Midnight

(There are 3 obvious family lines here. The Chocolate family, the Cup family, and the Black family. Don't confuse Hot, Cocoa's double terms as two sperate presidents. But you should realize that Heated, Oatmeal is a far distant white relative. The two Alloys, Copper, Coin and Bronze, Medal, were cousins.)

The Food Presidents were known for their traditional values, of course labeled this after the service of the first handful. They empowered the Blackman and referred to themselves as morally just.
The Alloy Presidents were found to be corrupt, favored business over anything, selfish, and caused a lot of detriment to the country.
The Color Presidents were very progressive, liberal, and eventually extended many rights back to the Whiteman. (many of these presidents had white ancestry in their heritege)
The Neo-Food Presidents sought to bring back the traditional foundations set by the first Food Presidents. Daiquiri, Ice wasn't nearly as Neo-Food as the others, but did stress moralistic values.
The last lump of presidents haven't fit together as a general category and rule by their own standards and popular favor.
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