Attention: I need more people to discuss comics with. I've just picked up the new sharknife comic and the only person I've had to talk to about it is Stone. All of you need to go to your local comic book store right now and pick up one comic you've never heard of, read it, and tell me if it was worth it. Repeat this process once every couple of ( Read more... )

Ah the life of the Jim. How wonderful it is to be me. I am now standing among the tyranny of filth and carnage that is left at my apartment. I plan to set fire to the my abode following this post ( Read more... )

To my good buddy Jeff. ( I miss you man. )

I am 13 years old and I DON'T like being told what to do!!!

I got those CRAZY legs!!

I think what qualifies me the most for working television is that when i do things....pretty much anything...kids mimic me. All the kids that are watching me do, whatever it is i am doing, will begin to mimic me ( Read more... )

Oh my god fucking update. If you're wondering where i've been well let me tell you. I had surgery on my back that rendered me immobile (omg the truth ( Read more... )

You. I don't know what to do with you. You're such a horrible person. Will you not just kill me already?

Tomorrow I'm going shopping for a cane!!

Shuff-tapple-tapple-fart!

No I seriously have a fever and if anyone comes over with a cowbell....I will end them ( Read more... )

Oh no how terrible my life is woe is me. All these horrible things happened to me today and now I'm just hoping that I'll get everything I want tomorrow because I deserving of it. Maybe I'm not ( Read more... )