"You're not interested in sex, Mr. Lebowski?" "You mean coitus?"

[uberjew]

Damn you Northwestern Wildcat football! How dare you toy with my emotions like that.

You raised up my hopes in mid-season with some amazing Big 10 wins, brought me anxious ecstasy at the prospect of a bowl game (true, it's the Motor City Bowl...but a bowl's a bowl), sent me into exultant joy by maintaining a strong lead over Bowling Green for

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[kissmeimjewish]

Whats your major jason?

MY MONKEY MAN!!!

[anonymous]

Hey jason! its sarah...not a member here but saw you were and thought i say HIIEEE!! I MISS YOU LIKE MAD BALLS!...not sure what those would be but you can imagine...if you dont contact me before you leave i will be so upset at you!!...ill even try and hate you!!

MISSES YOU!!

LOVE
~meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee