Comments | uberjew: Where's the fuckin' money, Lebowski???

uberjew

Where's the fuckin' money, Lebowski???

Dec 22, 2004 11:47

THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN!!!

That's right, it's time to dust off the ol' Livejournal. After an ( Read more... )

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dosboof December 22 2004, 21:09:37 UTC

SPITZ!

You must figure out the following things, perhaps at the same time:

1) If there really ain't no party like a West Coast party 'cause a West Coast party don't stop. If this is not true, then Coolio has lied to me.

2) How dank is genuine Chronic?

This "hour commute" in SoCal is unfamiliar to me. I have never heard anyone speaking of getting anywhere in less than 90 minutes. Perhaps that's just because my Aunt lives in the far northern suburb of Canoga Park, though. Anyway, let me know how it works out. Also, watch out for them California girls; anyone David Lee Roth sings about has got to be well up there on the slut scale. Just don't be bringin' back no California Ho'Peez to Chicago. I've already got to go to the clinic once a week thanks to Karl.

Anyway, best of luck!
~Jon

Bastard Withdrawal erzulie December 22 2004, 21:38:30 UTC

Hooray, now I will be fully adept at stalking you from afar.

Do you see? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?

dahliam December 23 2004, 00:03:10 UTC

Finally you get your butt out to Cali and you have to live all the way down there? I think that hour commute might be wishful thinking. Where is Mosaic Media located?

Anyway, we'll have to figure out the halfway point because there's no way I'm not seeing you when you're out here.

uberjew December 23 2004, 01:28:08 UTC

Dahlia! Daaaahling! Let me know how to contact you. Phone#? Email address? My cell is 713-503-1775. Hope to talk to you soon!

california ooops413 December 23 2004, 06:37:34 UTC

Don't get too California on us now... I don't want that sun and pollution to poison your brain!! - Samantha

kissmeimjewish January 5 2005, 23:16:16 UTC

Welcome back!! :)