I had a good weekend. There was Pimms on the beach and bums and dancing and drinking and making Jenny do amusing things (but to be fair she didn't need much persuading ( Read more... )

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I am now older. I am changing my date of birth back by ten years because it will make me feel better ( Read more... )

Today, on the train on my way home from working in Derby, I sat opposite the most charming of young ladies who was talking on one of those new fangled cordless telephones. I hope you all noticed the sarcasm, she wasn't charming, she was a fugly christina-a-like who was chewing gum with her mouth open so I could hear her masticating. She was on ( Read more... )

It has been a while since I posted, and indeed since I read LJ. Mostly not for the want of wanting too either. During the storms a few weeks ago (not the ones only 2 weeks ago) we had a power cut. Alex described it as more of a power shut down because apparently (me being all tucked up in bed at the time) the whole house and street slowed down ( Read more... )

It has been a while since I posted, and indeed since I read LJ. Mostly not for the want of wanting too either. During the storms a few weeks ago (not the ones only 2 weeks ago) we had a power cut. Alex described it as more of a power shut down because apparently (me being all tucked up in bed at the time) the whole house and street slowed down ( Read more... )

I have a head for business and an uberluggage for sin.

Which movie was this quote from?

Well, Christmas was fattening in such a good way. I have never had the choice of goose, duck, pheasant and ham at Christmas dinner before, then settling down to fall asleep watching V for Vendetta, safe in the knowledge I can watch it anytime I like ( Read more... )

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time,
The greatest gift they'll get this year is uberluggage.

Do They Know It's Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.

Well, I think last time I posted it was about what kind of dice I was. I have done quite a few things since then ( Read more... )