why everything is wrong

[ubermaus]

Google search results:
"Squirrel Lovers" - 459
"Chinchilla Lovers" - 161
"Fruitcake Lovers" - 45
"Fungus Lovers" - 7

Comments

[variegated]

"monkey lovers" comes in at 410. I guess there are fewer than I thought.

[pendulous]

"jilted lovers" - 1,580

[heatherglenn]

Holly and I would like to know why you search for these things at 2 in the morning. I think the fact that you would even research these things is a sign that something is wrong.

[pendulous]

"Sausage Lovers'" - $11.95* (with a free order of loony-bread**)

*Offer valid only at participating locations
**Nutty butter available at an additional charge