Weapons of Mass Distraction

[ubermaus]

I like that you can pick up an anti-war yard sign at the UConn bookstore, free of charge. I think it really sends out the right message: "Yes! I take the moral high ground! I excercize my god-given right as an American to engage in ineffectual sloganeering! At least long as I don't have to pay cash money to do it!"

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Ubermaus for public office for peace

[pendulous]

That program is actually adapted from the popular Piles of the Skulls of your Enemies for Peace program that was so big in the eighties.

I think your #10 is my pick of the list.

Re: Ubermaus for public office for peace

[ubermaus]

>I think your #10 is my pick of the list.

Yeah? Well why don't you start by telling us why you have an aquarium of rats and an armless female mannequin in your closet. I figure that bit of self-disclosure ought to win you at least 250 peace points. (1000 peace points wins you an all expense-paid trip to a Washington peace rally and a 3 second soundbite on ABC news).

[pendulous]

Hmmm. . . If I add that to my 300 peace points from skee-ball, I should have enough for a huggable plush Sean Penn doll.

[salmacis]

I really hope the intended response to this was laughing my ass off... because if it wasn't, I feel bad.

[ubermaus]

Yes, as always.