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ubermaus

Fitter, Happier

Feb 14, 2003 14:33

An excerpt from the Velco Dog's life-changing birthday gift, How to Goodbye Depression, by the great prophet of health and good complexion, Hiroyuki Nishigaki.
I think it is effective to cure or prevent depression and become happy-healthy-effecient that you (1)constrict anus 100 times in succession and dent navel 100 times in succession after ( Read more... )

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Happy Birthday Ubermaus! pendulous February 14 2003, 11:55:31 UTC

May your next year of life be filled with no less than 36,500 anal constrictions and navel dentings and may you never turn to bay throwing or fall into the hell!

haggisthesecond February 14 2003, 12:59:17 UTC

oh Ubermaus, is it your birthday? hooray!

(and have you been unfit or unhappy? Are you OK?)

ubermaus February 19 2003, 15:56:57 UTC

Although not able to indulge in the production of silliness for the LiveJournal "community" as often as he once was, the UberMaus is, nevertheless, hale and hearty--thanks in no small part to his new regimen of anus-constricting and navel-denting.

But: thank you for your concern and, of course, good luck with your continued adventures in freelancing.

You put your anus in and you shake it all about flaminlyle February 16 2003, 05:31:43 UTC

The hokey pokey's never been so much fun!!!

Honestly, Ube, I've been doing this for years and I feel GREAT!!

God bless Hiroyuki Nishigaki and his wonderful work!