the UberMaus Dialogs: Bird Watchers

[ubermaus]

Lunar Goat: You know my weird roomie?
the UberMaus: Well?
Lunar Goat: Some of us were talking in the room and she just starts knocking on the wall. The louder we talk, the harder she pounds, and vice versa. Instead of talking like a normal person, she beats on the wall. She never stops moving and she is always picking at her head and pulling things

Comments

Oh my shit!

[funkalishus]

Well, if that don't beat all...You got yourself one o' them fancy web journals, and it's all filled up! I gotta tell you, Volkswagen ain't stupid enough to build a robot, they paid attention when somebody else was watching Blade Runner.
Vive la Il Ultimo and "good dope, good times."

from your friend,
Sterling

Or else

[anonymous]

If you don't update your livejournal, Ubermouse, you're next on the list after Syria.

Make no mistake.

Dubya

[vinomazzei]

Hey. I just noticed that you're a friend of hussyred and heatherglenn and you went to ACU. I'm not sure if I know you, but I also went there... Vino here. Mind if I add you to my friends list?

[ubermaus]

Hi Vino.

You can add me to whatever you want, except for the "barnyard girls" mailing list, because it seems like I'm already on that one.

--Lonnie.

[vinomazzei]

Ahhh. Lonnie! I shoulda guessed. Good to hear from ya. You're living in Connecticut now?