A cereal as crunchy as Milton's Paradise Lost

[ubermaus]

At a bar on monday night I got very drunk and had an odd conversation with this hairy guy who produced television shows for New Jersey public access television. He seemed sad, so I grabbed a napkin and quickly made for him a crudely-drawn sketch of my new imaginary aquatic friend, Beauregard, the dolphin of exquisite despair.

Then, after

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[variegated]

Oddly enough, I also got drunk on Monday night, but as I'm not (noticeably) hairy, I think I'm probably not the random person with whom you had a lovely conversation. And I also suffered through a Brian Lehrer hangover on Tuesday, followed by a Leonard Lopate induced coma.

[ubermaus]

Yes. It's nice that they bunch most of what's wrong with public radio into the middle of the day, when I should really be doing more productive things anyway.

But if you earned your hangover with the Pixies, then it was honestly come by.