now hold ur legs in the aieeer...and wave'em like you just dont caaaaere...and if you see a 8inch c*$k comin'yo waaaayer...let me here u say ooooh yeah, yeah...oh yeaaaaaher....now hold ur legs in the aieeer...and wave'em like you just dont caaaaere...and if you see a 8in c*$k comin'yo waaaayer...shake it like a salt...aaaaaaaaaaaanyhow...i'm bored ( Read more... )

i am saddened...my car...my beloved transexual of a car whose name was/is (read in spanish accent) "Scott" has been totalled thanks to a dumbass 17yo black bitch ( Read more... )

ugh, i cant sleep...but i gotz nothing to do

i'm in a rather self-loathing mood right now...today while at work it occured to me to check out the archived entries on my journals...they dated to 2003. That's when it hit me...that's almost two years ago...two full years of entries...entries that often talked about "him". I could not help but to be embarrassed at the o'so many times that i ( Read more... )

...alas, the much crazed frenzy over the new year has come to rest...not that i didn't partake in it but to a much more subdued level (i think)...which is exactly how i have felt w/in the past week 1.5...oh so very subdued. But before you all die of boredom (those who actually do read whatever few updates i post...namely Audrey - i love u bitch) ( Read more... )

ummmm...let's see...what to write what to write...hmmm...four out of five people suffer from diarrhea...does that mean however, that the fifth person enjoys it? inquring minds want to know...hmmm

am i allowed to be mad at her Audrey? cause if not, then welp...kinda too late...i'm very very upset right now but i'll just keep out of it...tis ur guys' business after all

I FOUND THIS TO BE SAD IN A HUMOROUS WAY


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so i dont write often in this thing but once in a while i see something that i just have to write about ( Read more... )

I'm still alive i tells u...still :-/