agreed. besides which, if, as the TV specials would have us believe, if we are actually all going to die because the virus mutates too fast for us to figure out a vaccine, then what's the point of getting scared? "i have six months to live, so i'd better spend it panicking"? fuck that.
Kate, you're being selfish. The media is just trying to help us. Also, mad cow disease is back. I'm pretty sure I have it. I have been drooling in my sleep more and sweating and I got pink eye a few weeks ago. They said that those are signs. I think I have mad cow disease. No, I'm pretty sure I have it. I'm afraid to go to the doctor because I might give it to him. See, but if the media hadn't told me, then I would have never found out. I want you to have my boom box when I die.
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i hope you're right about the bird flu
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