Shazaam!!

[ubiquitosliving]

New screenname, Retardafunking. There's kind of a weird story behind it. I dunno, I just wanted a name without a string of numbers after it, so I just came up with odder and odder things until something worked

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[doctorfedora]

You could always find other ways of asserting your hippitude, like a hemp necklace, or owning a van.

[greyraziel]

Yeah, I can make hemp jewelry if you want some. And my brother had the same hair problem, only his was way longer than yours. His was about as long as mine was before I cut it all off, and nobody would hire him. He bit the bullet and cut his hair. For what it's worth, though, it's what's INSIDE that makes you a hippie. That and pot-smoking. Lots and lots of pot-smoking.