If it weren't for you meddling kids...

[ubiquitousardor]

Do you believe in the spontaneous generation of Captain Crunch?  Not the little dude, just his cereal.  Before today, had someone suggested such a thing to me, I would have written him off as crazy.  However, I might now be inclined to believe.  Why the change in my mind?  Well, here it is, Mystery of the Day, and if anyone can come up with a

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[siren5864]

Lauren, this was the effing cutest story ever. And also, A MYSTERY...where DID it come from?

As for the cough medicines...mercury and arsenic? EYYYIKES.