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ucbfeminista

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Jan 17, 2006 00:32

I figured my husband was off galavanting around his homestate trying to get elected Governor of California.

No. It seems instead that he's ( left me for a dolphin )

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ivyleaguelawboy January 17 2006, 00:36:24 UTC

I was finding my sense of porpoise.

ucbfeminista January 17 2006, 00:37:50 UTC

...

Suddenly I don't miss you quite as much as I did.

That was bad. Even by our standards.

ivyleaguelawboy January 17 2006, 00:40:23 UTC

You can't honestly expect a guy accused of maritime infidelity to be at the top of his game, can you?

ucbfeminista January 17 2006, 00:46:14 UTC

Fair point.

And, you know, the picture's not gimicky at all. It screams young, attractive, environmentally friendly, attractive, willing to reach out, attractive...

You look good. I really do miss you.

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hogan_cregg January 17 2006, 08:28:21 UTC

Your competition is adorable and friendly! And it looks like Sam gets along really well with the dolphin! I see this causing problems for your marriage. lol

ucbfeminista January 17 2006, 10:08:36 UTC

Yeah, he gets along with the dolphin, and I'm the size of a whale. There's something unfair about this.

ivyleaguelawboy January 17 2006, 10:55:19 UTC

You are not the size of a whale.

Regardless of what marine class you do fall into, though, there's no contest.

ucbfeminista January 17 2006, 16:20:47 UTC

You haven't seen me all week.

You're quite the sweet talker, you know.

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settlingtheroom January 17 2006, 12:06:31 UTC

Wow. Great hair, Sam.

ivyleaguelawboy January 17 2006, 19:23:56 UTC

And to think I liked you...

settlingtheroom January 18 2006, 18:05:51 UTC

So does this mean I can't use the house?

goldfishboy January 17 2006, 16:27:02 UTC

He is looking rather adoringly at that dolphin...

ucbfeminista January 17 2006, 16:29:32 UTC

That's what I'm saying. I'm losing my husband to a marine creature that's probably in better shape than I am.

goldfishboy January 17 2006, 16:33:56 UTC

Well, I admit I haven't seen you in a while, but I doubt you're whale-like. You just don't have the body type for it. And? I've seen the way Sam looks at you, and as devoted as he seems to that dolphin? I'm pretty sure he's more devoted to you.

ucbfeminista January 17 2006, 16:38:27 UTC

And that should be remidied, by the way. Lunch?

I'm significantly more whale-like than I was a year ago. And while I don't doubt his devotion to me, I'm just saying.

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mandyvillian January 17 2006, 21:08:24 UTC

I thought the Sea World photo-op went out with the slap bracelet.

ucbfeminista January 18 2006, 12:36:37 UTC

Yeah, well, I'm not the one running press for his campaign. Clearly, I should be.

Is there a good time for you for me to drop by this week? I'd love to see you and meet the baby. I'll even come bearing gifts.

mandyvillian January 18 2006, 13:24:02 UTC

Clearly.

I'm generally free around lunchtime every day this week. Call me and we'll figure something out.

ucbfeminista January 18 2006, 13:31:15 UTC

They can't afford me anyway.

Will do.