watch sex!!!!!!!!!!

[ucdemu]

"What he forgets to take into account is watch sex.You don't see two Rolexes having dry,creaky, tick-tocky sex" - Sean

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Refined Watch Sex

[elucidar]

Rolexes are too refined to have such awkward and ostentatious sex. I imagine Rolex watch sex would entail massive amounts of lubrication and efficient, timely precision.

[sooxieq]

maybe YOU don't see two rolexes having sex...

*pulls covers up to chin*
*whispers*
I see watch sex

[cunctipotent]

HALARIOUS!!!!!