Hmmm... what a peculiar question. Actually no, cause it doesn't cover all the way. (smirks) naughty naughty, you shouldn't be thinking images of what I said.
All real men wear... SPEEDOS!! They are tight and comfy when you fight.
Oh, Itachi-san wears boxers or trunks, if you must know ;P *winks*
To commando or not to commando!jiraiyaJuly 24 2003, 01:48:57 UTC
You are all so naive! The way of the ninja outfit in all its glory is the commando. (Lack of boxer or briefs) Imagine: Wind rushing pass your *BLEEP* as you fly through the trees. I am 50 years old and just learn of this style recently from my trips to the deep forests of wind. The monkeys there taught me their secrets and now I only wear pants in public but in my spare time, I go commando. I like to be one with nature. But most importantly, have fun with *nature* in nature. Now! listen, understand, and spread my knowledge!
Note!: Things to watch out for...jiraiyaJuly 24 2003, 02:32:59 UTC
As a ninja to another ninja, it is important to remember two things when going through a forest commando style. #1 Trees and #2 your family jewels. In essense, you don't want to blow up the tree if they are in your way because they provide you cover as you are a ninja. However, you will inevitably crash into them as you will be when you start drinking to forget about bad days. As for your family jewels, you will lose them to fights, old age, and tree branchs if you aren't careful. I am the pinnicle of accomplishments since I have managed to keep mine for more than half a century. Commando styling through the trees is fun until you snag yours in a branch. In any case, I suggest you visit the sperm bank when you are *capable* like sasuke is currently since he is 13. His voice should drop a couple decibles any time now. Best of luck, I don't want to see a bunch of eunuchs as flying around. That would be nasty. =P
Just in case Sasuke's balls are so big that they drop to the ground, I'd be worry.... for the girls. =P They might never ever be able to walk..... However, I believe Kakashi will think of something.
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(I just can't ask this even OOCLy as Sasuke without laughing)
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All real men wear... SPEEDOS!! They are tight and comfy when you fight.
Oh, Itachi-san wears boxers or trunks, if you must know ;P *winks*
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And no mental images coming to mind. Blocking them out thanks.
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...YOU TWO ARE STILL PERVERTS! *baps Jiraiya and Kisame over the head*
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Can't say the same for that Naruto kid.
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get a picture of itachi in his boxers for me~! <3
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You should be fed to Manda.
Really.
He'll find you one tasty although terribly ugly snack.
Hmmmm *thinks* ON the other hand...
I doubt even Manda could keep you down.
*shudders again* God your'e so ugly.
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