Kisame's New Part Time Job

[uchiha_itachi]

(OOC: Well, I suddenly got this inspiration... and I thought it would be a funny one time fanfic... i might write it... but erm. i'm kinda scared to write it rofl. But here is just some idea I got

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[rock_lee]

Ano... sumimasen... excuse me, but I wanted to bring some people... I know the Hyuga branch and main families are all having problems... I want them to get along...

Oh and I heard that shikamaru and his mom don't get along much as well...

I do not have much money, but I'd like to help.

[uchiha_itachi]

OoOO!! A young little customer! So early too! I just finished posting them up.

Well now, thank you for guiding me to some MORE customers. I shall get busy now, kekekeke...

And about shikamaru.. hmmm I think he might be a little too young, but heh, i'm sure he reached his purberty at least, har har har... No worries my young friend! I got just the thing! Shikamaru doesn't like women or men, so he must... love himself ne? I got just the tool.

Oh and Shikamaru's mother hmm... i guess she must be bored with Shikamaru's father, who's a lazy ass... I'll perk her up with a cake... with a passionate friend inside.. kekekekeke...

No worries! I shall get to work on Hyuga's after I"m done with the Nara family!!

[rock_lee]

Ah! Thank you! I'm so glad you can solve their problems! Especially Neji-san. He seem to be pretty down still with Hinata-san...

[uchiha_itachi]

Neji huh? Hmm that's a toughy. I don't know what's his preference, except those destiny this and destiny that...

That's it! Destiny! I shall give him the symbol of Destiny! Mu hahaha! I got it! Since he doesn't like quiet Hinata, he must like someone fiesty... yes... and with fire... a vixen in bed...

No worries! I shall solve your friend's problems!

[rock_lee]

I've also heard that Kakashi-sensei's precious people are all dead. That's too sad. Can your miracles create love too?

[uchiha_itachi]

Come now, this is ALL about making love. Do not worry! I can solve his problems! I'm sure he'll like ONE of my gifts I send him...

[hatake_kakashi]

Are you sure about being sure that I'll like one of your gifts? Because I don't think so. Send anything over to my house and I'll sell you dead to the nearest restaurant for some shark fin soup...

[uchiha_itachi]

Kakashi-san... but i'm offering you the world! No, what the world CAN offer to YOU.

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[akimichi_choji]

oh dear god.. just reading that entire thread was disturbing... ::shudders::

[yuuhi_kurenai]

You...are one disturbed person...

Do us a favor, and peddle your magicdust else where. >