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[uchiha_prodigy]

So it appears that Orochimaru-sama has gotten himself a livejournal also

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[serpentshinobi]

Itachi... hn, it's been a long time.

What have you been doing? As you may have heard, I've been rather busy-- I have my own hidden village, I killed 2 of the 5 kages, continued to refine my immortality jutsu and the raising of the dead... I'm still missing that one special thing though. All my attention has become fixated on it lately.

I speak of course of that which, thanks to you, only three living people (more like two and a half) posess.

[serpentshinobi]

And I still have that speedo. [Licks lips with giant tongue.]

[uchiha_prodigy]

*twitches*

[love_rules]

::all her hair stands up on end, like Marge Simpson:: o_o Gasp.

[sasuke_sama]

Heh, you? Irritated? Orochimaru has gotten his ways with you as well once it seems.

[uchiha_prodigy]

Perhaps. But unlike you, foolish little brother. I was wise enough to turn down his offers to "come and see my giant snake".

[sasuke_sama]

I couldn't turn down something when he didn't offer it in the first place! He just gave it to me!

[uchiha_prodigy]

Did he now, little brother?

[lazy_sensei]

Man, this makes me glad I'm a good guy.

[uchiha_prodigy]

It must make you glad you have a beer belly and a beard that I'm sure has lots of crumbs stuck in it look well over the age of consent.

[lazy_sensei]

O_O that hurt, man. This is all muscle. I'm a lean, mean, sex machine.