Butcher Week '05: Entry 02

[uchiha_sasuke]

I am 'ritting a song for my strip number here in Sand! OH! I am so xxcited! It is dedicated to a very...spuecial someone.

HirHis name was Lola
She he was a shoe gurl,
will yellow feathers in her his haieer
and a drees coot down tot there.
SheHe dangced murengie,
and did the CHACHA!
And while she he twied to be a star,
Tony Gaara always had the

Comments

[uchiha_itachi]

Youse a disgrase. I'd send mah gangsta crew afta youse, but itz nottin' worth doin' 'cause youse basically dead ta da clan dho, they bez kinda dead. If they weren't so dead, yo, you'se be dead ta dem!

[uchiha_sasuke]

Brother, why can't you just be happy for me that I hav finary found my true callin'. Why don't you love me? ;.;

[sabaku_no_gaara]

*looks over the top of his dolce&gabbana sunglasses and scoffs*
please, uchiha. i am incredibly out of your league.
*cell phone rings*
talk to me. rome? tonight? yeah, i can do that. ciao. *click*
*scoffs again before turning on the heel of his gucci loafers*

[uchiha_sasuke]

;_;

[temari]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN ROME??
MY BEBE SHOWER IS TOMOROW!
Get your furry ass back home THIS INSTANT!!

[bbq_no_jutsu]

...I'll kill your babies too.

Wait, no.... I'm going to EAT your babies. you bastard.