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[uchiha_sasuke]

IMPORTANT OOC NOTE: This post is tagged as belonging to Sushi Otaro, the shinobi with the ridiculous name and is not to be viewed by characters as belonging to Uchiha Sasuke. That means no one is supposed to make the connection, except for Kakashi, period. Punishment for doing so is death by firing squad of rabbits armed with AK-47s. Thank you. Hn

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[sakura_haruno]

We're CHUUNIN now, thank you very much. And his name is Naruto. I'm Sakura. You can call us by our names, Otaro-san. Seriously, what's with the attitude?!

*takes a calming breath and attempts a friendly smile*

This is a dangerous and important mission, so why don't we all just try and get along? Teamwork will be important. I specialize in medic jutsu, Kakashi-sensei is the village's famous Copy Ninja, and Naruto... um... has lots of, uh... spirit. And energy. ...And volume.

What are your best talents, Otaro-san?

[uchiha_sasuke]

Volume isn't an attribute. It's a hinderance when it comes to a mission that requires the uptmost stealth in breaking into an enemy compound. Energy is good- if your a cheerleader and not a ninja. If you're so big on teamwork, maybe you should go join a pep squad.

As for my talents, well, they are a secret. If you're good, maybe I'll show you. ^_^

*getting annoyed again* ...

[sakura_haruno]

Look, it's... not so important what Naruto can do! He may be a bit clumsy and his stealth isn't the best, but he'll always come through for his friends and teammates, which now includes you! And for all I know, what with your "helpful secrecy", he could be a better ninja than you!

*growing scowl* In fact, your insistance on not telling us your capabilities makes you the greatest hinderance to our team. Without knowing we can rely on you will cause us to perhaps make unnecessary actions on our own and could end up putting both us and you in danger.

I don't know if you think it's "cool" to be acting this way, but I'm going to assure you it's not.