Way too time-consuming
[ooc; strikeouts = visible, as they're mostly where he tried to lie and his computer refused to let him. 8D]
// 10 Years Ago - - - - -
01) How old were you? 6
02) Where did you go to school? The Konoha Ninja Academy.
03) Where did you work? I didn't.
04) where did you live? Konohagakure.
05) Where did you hang out? Either at home or the training grounds.
06) Did you wear glasses? No.
07) Who was your best friend? No one.
08) How many tattoos did you have? None.
09) How many piercings did you have? None.
10) What car did you drive? ...?
11) Had you been to a real party? No.
12) Had You had your heart broken? No.
// 5 years ago - - - - -
01) How old were you? 11
02) Where did you go to school? The Konoha Ninja Academy.
03) Where did you work? Nowhere.
04) Where did you live? Konohagakure.
05) Where did you hang out? Training grounds.
06) Did you wear glasses? No.
07) Who was your best friend? No one.
08) How many tattoos did you have? None.
09) How many piercings did you have? None.
10) What car did you drive? ...
11) Had your heart broken? No ... Yes.
12) Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorce? Single.
// 2 years ago - - - - -
01) How old were you? 14
02) Where did you go to school? Nowhere. Had already graduated.
03) Where did you work? Nowhere.
04) Where did you live? Otogakure.
05) Where did you hang out? ... The doujou, or outside the base.
06) Did you wear glasses? No.
07) Who was your best friend? No one there.
08) How many tattoos did you have? None.
09) How many piercings did you have? None.
10) What car did you drive? ...
11) Had your heart broken? ... Still yes.
12) Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorce? Single.
// Today - - - - -
01) How old are you? 16
02) Where do you go to school? Nowhere, unless Gakuen counts.
03) Where do you work? Nowhere.
04) Where do you live? Gakuen. Unfortunately.
05) Do you wear glasses? No.
06) Where do you hang out? My room, the training grounds, sometimes the kitchen.
07) Who are your best friends? No one ... ... My old teammates, I guess. *lawl vague*
08) How many piercings do you have? None.
09) How many tattoos? One.
10) What kind of car do you have? ...
11) Has your heart been broken? Still yes.
12) Are you Single/Taken/Married/Divorce? Single.
01. The next person you'll hold hands with, will it mean anything? ...... If I took the time to actually do it, then yes.
02. Do you sleep with the TV on? No.
03. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle? No.
04. Do you think you're old? No.
05. Are you afraid of the dark? No.
06. Do you like your life right now? ... It's better in some aspects.
07. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower? Recently.
08. Do you knock on wood? No.
09. Do you have good vision? Yes.
10. Can you hula hoop? ...?
11. Could you ever forgive a cheater? Depends on what kind.
12. Do you have a job? No.
13. Do you like to read? Sometimes.
14. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school? No.
16. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes.
17. Bitch much? Some would say so.
18. Can you handle the truth? Yes.
19. What was the most recent thing you bought? Nothing ... My mother's memory.
20. Are you listening to music? No.
21. Where are you? My dorm.
22. How often do you talk on the phone? ...?
23. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No.
25. Are you in a complicated relationship? No ...... Again, some might say so.
26. Do you hate more than 3 people? Dislike, yes. Truly hate, no.
27. Have you ever tripped someone? Yes.
28. Name one thing that is always on your mind? There's rarely one single thing always on my mind anymore.
32. Have you made a prank phone call? No.
33. Are you sarcastic? At times.
34. Have you ever slapped someone? No.
35. Do looks matter? No.
36. Do you use chap stick? No.
37. Are you too forgiving? No.
38. Do you own something from Hot Topic? ...?
39. Do you own a gun? No.
41. When was the last time you cried? When I was little A long time ago ...... A few months back.
42. Olive Garden? ...?
43. Have you ever been in a castle? Yes.
45. Do you like your hair? Whatever ... Yes.
47. Do you like yourself? Yes ... Depends.
48. Are you closer to your mother or father? ... Mother.
49. Have you ever stripped? ...... No.
51. Do you chat on MSN often? No.
52. Have you ever broken someone’s heart? ... Yes.
53. Full House or Brady Bunch. ?
54. Did you like your Guidance Counselor in school? ...?
55. Has anyone ever called you a tease? No.
56. Do you have any scars? No.
57. Relationships or one night stands? ... Relationship, if I had to choose.
58. Have you seen all the Rocky movies? ...?
59. Who was the last person to make you cry? ......... ........ Itachi.
60. Ever wish upon a star? No.
61. Where is your dad right now? ... Dead.
63. Got Milk? ...
64. Last person you text messaged? ...?
65. What kind of phone do you have? I don't.
69. What do you smell like? ... Whatever it is, it's hardly detectable. Scents make one more susceptible to being sensed or followed.
70. What color are your eyes? Black.
71. Have you ever done a Chinese fire drill? ... ?
72. What color is your bedroom floor? Here, grey.
73. Do you have a chair in your room? Yes.
75. Do you know someone named Betsy? No.
76. What color is your mom's hair? Black.
78. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid? Yes.
79. Are you married? No.
80. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings? ... A week or so ago.
81. Do you play an instrument? No.
82. Do you like fire? ... I fight with it.
83. Are you allergic to anything? No.
84. Do you have a crush on anyone? .........
[ooc; and, at this point, if you happened to be looking up towards the sixth floor, you might see a brief flash of blue and then red as his temper overcomes his desire to be freed from his chair and he... 'shortcircuits' his computer.]
// 10 Years Ago - - - - -
01) How old were you? 6
02) Where did you go to school? The Konoha Ninja Academy.
03) Where did you work? I didn't.
04) where did you live? Konohagakure.
05) Where did you hang out? Either at home or the training grounds.
06) Did you wear glasses? No.
07) Who was your best friend? No one.
08) How many tattoos did you have? None.
09) How many piercings did you have? None.
10) What car did you drive? ...?
11) Had you been to a real party? No.
12) Had You had your heart broken? No.
// 5 years ago - - - - -
01) How old were you? 11
02) Where did you go to school? The Konoha Ninja Academy.
03) Where did you work? Nowhere.
04) Where did you live? Konohagakure.
05) Where did you hang out? Training grounds.
06) Did you wear glasses? No.
07) Who was your best friend? No one.
08) How many tattoos did you have? None.
09) How many piercings did you have? None.
10) What car did you drive? ...
11) Had your heart broken? No ... Yes.
12) Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorce? Single.
// 2 years ago - - - - -
01) How old were you? 14
02) Where did you go to school? Nowhere. Had already graduated.
03) Where did you work? Nowhere.
04) Where did you live? Otogakure.
05) Where did you hang out? ... The doujou, or outside the base.
06) Did you wear glasses? No.
07) Who was your best friend? No one there.
08) How many tattoos did you have? None.
09) How many piercings did you have? None.
10) What car did you drive? ...
11) Had your heart broken? ... Still yes.
12) Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorce? Single.
// Today - - - - -
01) How old are you? 16
02) Where do you go to school? Nowhere, unless Gakuen counts.
03) Where do you work? Nowhere.
04) Where do you live? Gakuen. Unfortunately.
05) Do you wear glasses? No.
06) Where do you hang out? My room, the training grounds, sometimes the kitchen.
07) Who are your best friends? No one ... ... My old teammates, I guess. *lawl vague*
08) How many piercings do you have? None.
09) How many tattoos? One.
10) What kind of car do you have? ...
11) Has your heart been broken? Still yes.
12) Are you Single/Taken/Married/Divorce? Single.
01. The next person you'll hold hands with, will it mean anything? ...... If I took the time to actually do it, then yes.
02. Do you sleep with the TV on? No.
03. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle? No.
04. Do you think you're old? No.
05. Are you afraid of the dark? No.
06. Do you like your life right now? ... It's better in some aspects.
07. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower? Recently.
08. Do you knock on wood? No.
09. Do you have good vision? Yes.
10. Can you hula hoop? ...?
11. Could you ever forgive a cheater? Depends on what kind.
12. Do you have a job? No.
13. Do you like to read? Sometimes.
14. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school? No.
16. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes.
17. Bitch much? Some would say so.
18. Can you handle the truth? Yes.
19. What was the most recent thing you bought? Nothing ... My mother's memory.
20. Are you listening to music? No.
21. Where are you? My dorm.
22. How often do you talk on the phone? ...?
23. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No.
25. Are you in a complicated relationship? No ...... Again, some might say so.
26. Do you hate more than 3 people? Dislike, yes. Truly hate, no.
27. Have you ever tripped someone? Yes.
28. Name one thing that is always on your mind? There's rarely one single thing always on my mind anymore.
32. Have you made a prank phone call? No.
33. Are you sarcastic? At times.
34. Have you ever slapped someone? No.
35. Do looks matter? No.
36. Do you use chap stick? No.
37. Are you too forgiving? No.
38. Do you own something from Hot Topic? ...?
39. Do you own a gun? No.
41. When was the last time you cried? When I was little A long time ago ...... A few months back.
42. Olive Garden? ...?
43. Have you ever been in a castle? Yes.
45. Do you like your hair? Whatever ... Yes.
47. Do you like yourself? Yes ... Depends.
48. Are you closer to your mother or father? ... Mother.
49. Have you ever stripped? ...... No.
51. Do you chat on MSN often? No.
52. Have you ever broken someone’s heart? ... Yes.
53. Full House or Brady Bunch. ?
54. Did you like your Guidance Counselor in school? ...?
55. Has anyone ever called you a tease? No.
56. Do you have any scars? No.
57. Relationships or one night stands? ... Relationship, if I had to choose.
58. Have you seen all the Rocky movies? ...?
59. Who was the last person to make you cry? ......... ........ Itachi.
60. Ever wish upon a star? No.
61. Where is your dad right now? ... Dead.
63. Got Milk? ...
64. Last person you text messaged? ...?
65. What kind of phone do you have? I don't.
69. What do you smell like? ... Whatever it is, it's hardly detectable. Scents make one more susceptible to being sensed or followed.
70. What color are your eyes? Black.
71. Have you ever done a Chinese fire drill? ... ?
72. What color is your bedroom floor? Here, grey.
73. Do you have a chair in your room? Yes.
75. Do you know someone named Betsy? No.
76. What color is your mom's hair? Black.
78. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid? Yes.
79. Are you married? No.
80. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings? ... A week or so ago.
81. Do you play an instrument? No.
82. Do you like fire? ... I fight with it.
83. Are you allergic to anything? No.
84. Do you have a crush on anyone? .........
[ooc; and, at this point, if you happened to be looking up towards the sixth floor, you might see a brief flash of blue and then red as his temper overcomes his desire to be freed from his chair and he... 'shortcircuits' his computer.]