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"Ever since I can remember, I wanted to be a Muppet."

"Snuffleupagus moved slow, but that's because he didn't have to move fast for anybody."

Respects to Skippy for passing this along.

Happy belated Easter everybody ... I would have posted this sooner, but I've been recuperating from when the Easter Bunny kicking my ass.

Props to Skippy for passing this along.

Oh man ... how did THIS not get included in the "Grindhouse" trailer mix?

I've got the perfect tagline too:

"This summer ... a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down ... FOREVER!!!"

Ooh! Or better yet:

"Every day ... is a HORROR DAY ... with MARY!!!"

It's not unusual to hear actors and/or screenwriters pronounce, "But what I really want to do is direct ( Read more... )

Here's my rundown of the fake movie trailers from "Grindhouse" ... I'm ranking them in order of my favorites, just as though I were ranking my favorite Super Bowl commercials.

1. "Thanksgiving" Not only is the concept one of genius ... "In the town of Plymouth, Massachusetts, the fourth Thursday in November is the most celebrated day of the year ( Read more... )

"Delightfully tacky yet unrefined ( Read more... )

Not only is "Grindhouse" getting no respect at the box office ... it's not getting any respect on the theater marquee either.

At my local multiplex last night, among the dozen or so titles on the front sign, the movie's title was spelled:

GRINHOUSEOf course, in its own way, "Grinhouse" may be a creepier name for a horror movie than "Grindhouse." ( Read more... )

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... and then there's the Canadian Humpies.

As Kevin Smith first suggested, Alanis Morissette is God.