this boy is officially neglected.

Aug 08, 2005 00:20

P.S.! i made travis pregnant today! WOOOO!


yougettheplunger: say you were in a love relationship
yougettheplunger: ok
yougettheplunger: would you be pissed
yougettheplunger: if the girl said "love ya"
yougettheplunger: intead of "i love you"?
rd wing   mikey: love ya is like the prostitute of slang
yougettheplunger: lmfao
rd wing   mikey: that's what I say to my mom
rd wing   mikey: or dad
rd wing   mikey: not to my "lova"
yougettheplunger: LMAO!
rd wing   mikey: I say "kiss kiss"
rd wing   mikey: jk
yougettheplunger: i'm getting alot of mixed answers on this question
yougettheplunger: one girl says
yougettheplunger: shotxgunxsinner: guys don't say i love you it's not natural to them, it matters more what they do for you to say i love you w/o words.
yougettheplunger: any thoughts?                              (lmfao sorry megan)
rd wing   mikey: humm
rd wing   mikey: gold digger
rd wing   mikey: she want's the bling bling
yougettheplunger: lmao
rd wing   mikey: that's what says I love you
yougettheplunger: aye aye
yougettheplunger: the way you put it mike.. its just so.. blunt and vivid
rd wing   mikey: hummm
rd wing   mikey: well, i don't like fluff
rd wing   mikey: fluff goes on a sandwich
rd wing   mikey: with peanut butter
rd wing   mikey: yummmy
rd wing   mikey: not in love
yougettheplunger: lmfao
yougettheplunger: so what would you do
yougettheplunger: be like
yougettheplunger: BITCH
yougettheplunger: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
yougettheplunger: or be more subtle about it
rd wing   mikey: I'd say.... oh hell no
rd wing   mikey: oh HELLLL no
rd wing   mikey: naw*
rd wing   mikey: I know you didn't just forget to say I love you bitch
rd wing   mikey: I know it
rd wing   mikey: GEt your ass over here and say I love you
rd wing   mikey: and that's about it
yougettheplunger: *claps ecstatically*
rd wing   mikey: that's the ghetto detroit slang verse
yougettheplunger: beautifully put
rd wing   mikey: :-)
yougettheplunger: whats the
yougettheplunger: smart asian way
yougettheplunger: we can't all be black, you know
rd wing   mikey: humm
rd wing   mikey: well, most asians I've known can sing and are in pornos
yougettheplunger: ...
rd wing   mikey: so I'd do one of those moaning kinda singing things
yougettheplunger: not denying it.
yougettheplunger: shall i make it rhyme
rd wing   mikey: like moaning Baby I love you
rd wing   mikey: and a little moan at the end
yougettheplunger: no rhyming?
rd wing   mikey: naw
rd wing   mikey: just moaning on key
rd wing   mikey: it's like with songs these days



rd wing   mikey: you hear the rock singer screaming on key
rd wing   mikey: you wanna do the same only moaning
rd wing   mikey: screaming is used mainly if "it's that week" or "he left the toilet seat up"
yougettheplunger: moaning on key
yougettheplunger: you want me to bring my microphone so i can slip in some sexual innuendos TOO?!
rd wing   mikey: naw
rd wing   mikey: remember
rd wing   mikey: you want it to sound asian
rd wing   mikey: not ummm
rd wing   mikey: african
rd wing   mikey: ooo no
rd wing   mikey: hollandish
rd wing   mikey: where all whores are born
rd wing   mikey: I'm a firm believer in that
yougettheplunger: that there is indeed a holland?
yougettheplunger: Ho-Land
yougettheplunger: or
yougettheplunger: holland?
yougettheplunger: WHAT?!
yougettheplunger: *confusion*
rd wing   mikey: ?
rd wing   mikey: hoe- land
yougettheplunger: ahhhh
rd wing   mikey: that was the original word
yougettheplunger: america.
rd wing   mikey: but they had to change it
yougettheplunger: honestly??
rd wing   mikey: c'mon
rd wing   mikey: I know ur special
rd wing   mikey: but not that special
rd wing   mikey: a-meric-a
rd wing   mikey: now they forgot to add the t
rd wing   mikey: so it was A-metric-a
rd wing   mikey: which means
rd wing   mikey: AA
yougettheplunger: metric meaning... hot kinky sex?
rd wing   mikey: Alcoholics annonoms
rd wing   mikey: and metric meaning we oppose it
rd wing   mikey: (minus) metric
yougettheplunger: ok. well.
yougettheplunger: *backs away slowly*
rd wing   mikey: so it's alcoholics annonomous without metric
rd wing   mikey: now the english are the opposite
yougettheplunger: bri-tan?
rd wing   mikey: no no no
rd wing   mikey: it's BRA- i-tan
rd wing   mikey: they tan their bras
rd wing   mikey: it's the new wave
rd wing   mikey: it's gonna be big
rd wing   mikey: german
yougettheplunger: there's NOTHING you can do with germany
rd wing   mikey: which explains why all women look like men
rd wing   mikey: geri- man
rd wing   mikey: geri the chick is a man
rd wing   mikey: omg I'm tired
rd wing   mikey: ttyl
yougettheplunger: good lord
yougettheplunger: you need sleep.
yougettheplunger: GO
rd wing   mikey: bye
rd wing   mikey signed off at 12:21:17 AM.
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