People are only hilarious to you when they hate you ( Read more... )

I refuse to believe that your world revolves around me ( Read more... )

Amazing vacation.
kissmas'd & 3-2-1'd with the boyfriend
as well as a losing ball game
in general it was unbelievable.
I love you.

( My overdue good-bye to a year who can't read. )

I got the "you're on my mind"
and it didn't feel awkward
and it wasn't in the awkward way
and for the first time I witnessed, a genuine corny line
that didn't have a hidden meaning to it.
BRAAAVAAAA!

so everyone,
in the spirit of sounding bossy
have yourself a holly jolly KISSmas
and a brand spanking new year.

See you in Toronto.

Dear Girl(s) and "SHU LEGS",

Your man he told me that he's tired of the shit you got,
He took one hit and said my good shit keeps him coming back,
He likes it tight and said your shit is just a little slack,
Girl don't get mad at me I'm only telling you the fact.

I've got your man and you can't do anything about it ( Read more... )

Someday we'll know
If love can move a mountain
Someday we'll know
Why the sky is blue
Someday we'll know
Why I wasn't meant for youSomeday ( Read more... )

ladies and gents - MERRY CHRISTMAStis' the season to be jolly... then grumpy ( Read more... )

it's یαmυεℓ and im infected with your smile says:
if ur not gonna smoke anymore.. does that mean no more missions?? or...
it's HOLLY and the smile is infectious says:
we can mission
it's HOLLY and the smile is infectious says:I just need gum now ( Read more... )

SUGeR, lets even the score

Sugar is already sweet you smart fuck.

You have the nose of a seacow.

You rely on a 4% alcohol beverage as an excuse to your pathetic poses -- just tell the world you're ugly. we understand.

Get over your inside joke about TEQUILA ROSE, it's an alcohol contained beverage, what's a joke is you get drunk off FOURs loser ( Read more... )

maybe I didn't emphasize it enough

MAYBE IT'S BEST THAT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE

this doesn't apply to one single person,
I'm just sick of it all.
You
You
and You.

Yeah, I'm in a pretty bad mood. Yeah I don't feel like I'm getting heard here. It seems like I can't even get 3 seconds of your time let alone your full attention. I'm confused as fuck ( Read more... )