i have a riddle this time well its more like a question............

when a blind person is done taking a shit how do they know if there done? do they have someone proof read the toilet paper ? or do they walk around with shit in they ass?

ok ppl i have a conundrum a riddle if u may..... two guys walk into a bar...i forget how it goes but ur mother a whore.. lol newyas i do have a dilema though. USA called me today, yeah the country and was like yooo u gotta play the 16th of april at this charity sooo im like QUE QUE (for blancitos what what?) i was like nah chill this lil piggy ( Read more... )

yeah this weekend gonna prolly blow balllass cause friday i cant drink cause i play ARMY saturday. thats right ppl.ARMY, u know the ppl that protect our country i gotta play against them at westpoint . soo saturday ill prolly need surgery for my head caus eit wont be on my shoulders. newyas. im looking forward to it. SIKE. sooo yeah lemme know ( Read more... )

yoo whats upp ppl. yeah its been awhile but ya dont care and neither do i. but yeah it was a good weekend for the most part. parties alcohol vagina u know same old same old. but yeah memo to self, do hang out with brunna, u might feel anxiety, scumbag like qualities and if symptoms persist a slight case of newg. but yeah i took a good dose of get ( Read more... )

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heyy whats upp ppl. im in dilema. see as you guys all know im mr. GURU when it come to rugby. i love it, it keep me out of trouble and im reallly good at it. im an international player, who recently getting paid to play for a division 1 mens side. but im riding the bench for my collge. and its not like they better then me. every one seds im better ( Read more... )

yeah i left my house to go out to be in the middle of bullshit alllllll night. grrr memoooo to self if u go out make sure u have the opposite sex with u soo if worst comes to worst u can leave with them, also dont get tied up in other ppls shit GOSHHHHH. TEN MUDAFUCKING DOLLARS for a 24 of high life and SHYTTT

whats upp ppl. im chillen, but ive realized that ive been very emotional lately. that why i feel u son (johno). i heard this song by nas about his moms and i lost it. ive been easily agitated latley .....NOOOOO im pregnant. lol. man but i kept my sense of humor. but guess what?......women have smaller brains then men. sorry proven fact. also women ( Read more... )

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yoo by the way guess what i did .. i tore my rotator cuff in my left shoulder in practice... i fucking leveld some kid in a tackle i got up and was like ...ouch that stings and sleeping is no fun neither.. i feel soo gimpy though. i cant take off a shirt or do nething kinda lol. but unlike some ppl ( i wont name names..my kneee, miniscus, dalbon, ( Read more... )