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Mar 02, 2005 15:07

walking home from flagship today...
scary black man: How you doin'?
christine: FUCKING FANTASTIC
scary black man: skank.

it's cold out, you're black, and old. dont fucking talk to me.

HAVE YOU EVER:
1) Kissed your cousin: Not in a creepy "i shouldn't be kissing my cousin like this" way
2) Ran away: when i was 5
3) Broken someone's heart: i hope so
4) Been in love: yeah
5) Cried when someone died: Yes.
6) Broken a bone: nope, never.
7) Drank alcohol: yes i cry. and everyone knows it.
8) Lied: no?
9) Cried in school: a lot during the part of 10th grade i went to. it wasnt really cause i was sad, it was just the fact that i was there.

WHICH IS BETTER:
10) Coke or Pepsi: COKE
11) Sprite or 7up: Sprite
12) Girls or guys: guys. guys. guys. im not a slut i really do like them better.
13) Flowers or candy: what do you think
14) Scruff or clean shaven: everyone should just shave everything. and boys should shave their armpits.
15) Quiet or loud: both. in etweeeeeen?
16) Blondes or brunettes: some people look very nice blonde. some people look trashy. and are better with brown hair. so, both.
17) Bitchy or slutty: slutty. your herpes arent my problem as long as youre not a bitch. and dont kiss me.
19) Pants or shorts: eww shorts.
20) What do you notice first: on what? who?
21) Last person you slow danced with: VICH. UGH. UGHGHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG
22) Worst thing to do: i hate when people take dumps in my bathroom.

THE LAST TIME:
23) Showered: yesterday
24) Had sex: yesterday
25) Had a great time with the opposite sex: ummm....yesterday :-* no. i dont know. that was a joke. well, kinda. shuddup.

WHAT IS:
26) Your good luck charm: nothing. that shits gay. i just sounded really quincy. THAT SHITS GAYDOOD
27) Person you hate the most: umm maybe diana. but its not the kind of hate i think about a lot. but if you were to be like "..diana" i'd be like *puke*
29) Favorite color: grey or black or pink. or white.
30) Favorite movie: possibly anchorman.
31) Favorite book: fsgrdhg
32) Favorite subject in school: hfdhdfh
34) Favorite cars: fhdhfd
35) Favorite ice cream: mint
36) Favorite holiday: umm. birthday?
37) Favorite season: spring
38) Favorite breakfast food: salsa and chips. or candy. or waffles.
39) Favorite music: noneya

DO YOU EVER:
40) Sit by the phone waiting for someone to call?: no
41) Save internet conversations: not anymore.
42) Save emails: fsg
43) Wish you were someone else: no.
44) Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: only so i could whip it out and pee in peoples faces.
45) Cried because of someone's mean words: playas wanna play, lovas wanna love, i dont even want..none of the above, i want to pee on youuuu.
48) Kiss: ...............yes?
49) Romantic memory: romance makes me nervous and uncomfortable sometimes so if youre gonna flirt with me just punch me or something. i'd like it better.
50) Most recent advice given to you: at flagship the first toilet in the girls bathroom was filled with blood. PERIOD BLOOD.

DO YOU
51) Color your hair: nah
53) Have piercings: yeah
54) Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: yeah
55) Own a webcam: yes
56) Own a thong: Yes. but i dont like it very much.
57) Ever get off the computer: yep
58) Sprechen sie deutsche: in my ass
59) Habla espanol: No.
60) Quack: no.

HAVE YOU/DO YOU/ARE YOU:
61) Stolen anything: Yes.
62) Smoke: Yes.
63) Schizophrenic: No.
64) Obsessive: only with..dicks
65) Compulsive: neeeeee
66) Obsessive compulsive: actually kind of..
67) Panic: everytime i hear an ambulence go by my house, i automatically think someone i know is dying. which means i probably shouldnt watch the news anymore.
68) Anxiety: sometimes
69) Depressed: no
70) Suicidial: No.
71) Obsessed with hate: kinda
72) Dream of mutliated bodies: oh its this stupid survey again
73) If you could be anywhere, where would you be?: gd
74) You do anything freakish with your body? ummm. i can crack my neck really loud sometimes..
75) What facial feature do you find the most attractive: mouth
76) Would you vote for a woman candidate for president: FUCK NO. NO FUCKING WAY.
77) Would you marry for money: ighrhhhhhhhhhhh
78) Have you had braces: no
79) Do you pluck your eyebrows: not by myself
80) Do you like hairy backs: i dont like hairy anything
81) Could you live without a computer: yes. i kind of want to.
84) If you could live in any post time period, which would it be?: umm
85) Do you drink enough water: no
86) Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off: Take them off.
87) What is your favorite fruit: all
88) Do you eat wheat bread or white: White
89) Do you kiss on the first date: I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE
90) Are you photogenic: no.
91) Do you dream in color or black and white: I don't know. i had a dream about a plane crash last night.
92) Are you wearing fingernail polish: yes
93) Do you have any dimples: no
94) Do you remember being born: yep. i even remember my moms vaginal fluids being cleaned off of my ass.
95) Why do you take survey's: im bored. no life. etc.
96) Do you drink alcohol: nonononono
97) What is the best accent: nonononono
98) What star do you want to kiss: Johnny Depp. yesyesyeyseysyesetes
99) Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most: Sunset.
100) Do you want to live to be 100?: no. god no.
102) Are you loyal: yeah
103) Are you tolerant of other people's beliefs: yeah but only cause i dont really care about other people
104) When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?: Off.
105) Do you have nightmares frequently:kinda
106) Do you like your nose: No. :(
107) Do you think you can draw well: No.
108) At what age did you find out Santa Claus wasn't real?: i didnt care
109) How many pairs of shoes are in your closet: closet? shoes? wha?
110) Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like variety?: same
111) Do you write poetry: nono
112) Do you snore? No.
113) Do you sleep more on your back, front, side or tummy?: i sleep in a ball.
114) Dog/cat? ressref
115) Do you lick stamps: i lick dicks
116) Do you use an electric can opener?: no. call me..old...no nevermind.
117) Have you ridden in a hot air balloon: THAT WOULD BE FUN
118) Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain: to be honest id rather have my heart broken than like break my leg.
119) Favorite TV show: hger
120) Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed: i think so.
121) Do you prefer a piano or violin: Piano.
122) Are you a sex addict? yeah.
123) Do you know someone who has cancer? yeah. he died.
124) Do you like to argue: No.
125) Do you hunt: ...n....no.
126) Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants: Fast food
127) Would you rather vist a zoo or an art museum: ZOO.
128) Do you have a middle name?: emma
129) Are you basically a happy person: basically.
130) Are you tired?: kind of
131) Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?: mt dew
132) How many phones do you have in your house: 2
133) How long is your hair: its getting kind of long
134) Do you get along with your parents? i like my mom. i hope her plane didnt crash
135) What color of eyes do you prefer: daaaaaaaa
136) First name: christine
137) Were you named after anyone?: no
138) Do you wish on stars?: sometimes. im gay.
139) When did you last cry?: umm
140) If you were making a movie about yourself, what would the title be?: ive already answered this. i think i said "dick sucker extraordinare"
141) Do you like your handwriting: chris said i write like a 5 year old
142) Who do you admire and why: my mom cause ummm i dont wanna say
143) What is the #1 priority in your life?: vdjkewfjwef
144) What is your favorite lunchmeat?: roastbeefvagina
145) Any bad habits:
146) What is your most embarrassing CD?
147) If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself: no
148) Are you a daredevil: YEAH
149) Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?: umm maybe
151) Do looks matter: yeah. im shallow.
152) Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid: ya lyke 1time at skool i said semen insted of specimen. HaheHEHAHRHAhje
153) Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow: pot of dicks. again
154) Do fish have feelings: its okay to eat fish cause they dont have any feelings.
155) Are you trendy? totally
156) How do you release anger?: yell. scream. punch. bitch. cry. basically every immature thing you can think of to release anger. i do it. i suck.
158) Do you trust others easily: no
159) What was your favorite toy as a child?: ribbon dancer? lite bright.
160) What class in school do you think is totally useless?: all of em
161) Do you like sappy love songs? noooooyes
162) Have you ever been on radio or television: radio
163) Do you have a journal:hbetttttttttt
164) Do you use sarcasm a lot: yes
165) Have you ever been in another country: gdrg
166) What do you look for in a girl/guy?: nothong
167) What is/are your nickname? teenie
168) Would you bungee jump? yes
169) Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: nope
170) What are you worried about right now? gd
171) Do you think you are strong?: no
172) What's your least favorite thing in the world: waking up
173) How many wisdom teeth do you have? All?
174) What would you change about yourself?: stuff
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