this reminds me of a journal i wrote when i worked at cvs.
"...for some reason that holiday produces the worst singing toys. there this fucking chicken. and it dances to the song "i dont want to be a duck i dont want to be a chicken i just want to be me." lets review. "i dont want to be a duck. i dont want to be a CHICKEN i just WANT TO BE ME" you are a fucking chicken. but its just a chicken. and a fake one at that. so i can deal with its ignorance. what i cant deal with is that fact that every time it starts the song again it gets faster. it makes me feel like im going insane. every time it happened i just started doing whatever i was doing really fast: ringing up costumers, putting cigarettes away, tapping my fingers, blinking, breathing....it was horrible. and as if that wasnt enough, some fucking person came in and pushed ALL OF THEM. there were like 7 in a row, and they pushed all of them. so theyre all singing. dancing. and being hypocritical. faster and faster...all at different times. it was the sound of chaos.excited for
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"...for some reason that holiday produces the worst singing toys. there this fucking chicken. and it dances to the song "i dont want to be a duck i dont want to be a chicken i just want to be me." lets review. "i dont want to be a duck. i dont want to be a CHICKEN i just WANT TO BE ME"
you are a fucking chicken.
but its just a chicken. and a fake one at that. so i can deal with its ignorance. what i cant deal with is that fact that every time it starts the song again it gets faster. it makes me feel like im going insane. every time it happened i just started doing whatever i was doing really fast: ringing up costumers, putting cigarettes away, tapping my fingers, blinking, breathing....it was horrible. and as if that wasnt enough, some fucking person came in and pushed ALL OF THEM. there were like 7 in a row, and they pushed all of them. so theyre all singing. dancing. and being hypocritical. faster and faster...all at different times. it was the sound of chaos.excited for ( ... )
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thats exactly..
...ugh
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