I'm eating marshmallows straight out of the bag right now and my cheeks feel disgusting. All powdery and silky and I can just feel the crap leaking into my throat. BlllLLAAHhh ( Read more... )

This year's Chinese gift exchange was interesting. Tattoos upstairs, drunks getting drunk downstairs and lots of shits from the men watching the game. I swear, we're not white trash. Really.

I'm really happy and life for Miss. Foster is going great. I've changed so much over the past five years and i'm really proud of what I've overcome and what i've turned out to be. I use to be a train wreck with scars all over my arms and bones popping out everywhere and now I've finally got some sexy junk in the trunk, baby soft arms, and a good ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday Drew!!!!


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Tonight, I'm devoting 9-10:00 to the Victoria's Secret Runway Show. I've secretly always wanted to be a model, but a shorty just doesn't cut it ( Read more... )

Why do we have to pay our taxes around Christmas time? I don't approve. $214 for personal property taxes, and hopefully I can make my expenses enough that I won't have to pay much for Vintage Amore. Guess how much I paid for shipping this year. Almost $1000! Atleast it wasn't out of my own pocket, but sheesh ( Read more... )

I found another goofy thing about Maple Woods. When you search for people from LiveJournal that attend there, almost all of them have anime for their icons or they are talking about the latest Harry Potter movie.

tee-hee!

I want to go somewhere new, see new things and meet new people. It's getting pretty boring here in Kansas City ( Read more... )

I think if I could do anything in the world and be successful at it, i'd be aaaaa really cool rock star for a really cool chill band. Think Sublime, Norah Jones, Fiona Apple and Jack Johnson. Weird combination, I know. Damnit. Only if I got paid for singing in the mirror. I'm not any good, really. When I turn up the music really loud to hide my ( Read more... )