i borrowed my dad's car (very soon to be my car) to go to the bank this morning. i walked over to my car to get my sunglasses out and i looked at the ground around my car. to put it simply, the purple people eater is bleeding to death. yes that's right, my car is slowly dieing in front of my house. my dad wants to try and fix it so that i can drive ( Read more... )

i don't freakin believe my parents. they don't want to waist there money on school if i'm not going to do well. my goal to do well involoves me spending less time at work and more time in school. makes sense right? they don't agree with that plan becaues then i won't have money. guess what, when my bank account was at it's highest my gpa was at it' ( Read more... )

when it came time to buy a car for me almost 3 years ago, i let my parents talk me into buying the purple haze (my current car). i was dumb for that because my friend brian found a cheap car for me that was old but in much better condition. my mom didn't want me to buy it because of the color and it was old. there are 2 things that are messed up ( Read more... )

last night i was so excited to go snowboarding that i couldn't fall asleep until 2AM. at 6, i woke up to get ready and to go pick sarah up. it was traffic hell on 18 so i didn't get to sarah's until about 7:30. we loaded upmy car and headed out. we made pretty good time, we got to camelback shortly after it opened for the day and no one, i mean NO ( Read more... )

it's been a while since i posted anything here. so what's been going on in my life? nice of you to ask ( Read more... )

it about 11:30, i'm standing in my room and my phone rings. i look at the caller id an just a number is coming up. out of curiosity i pick it up and there's some girl on the other end (she even sounded cute, but that's not important to the story). she gave no introduction, just asked if i wanted to hang out. i'm standing in my room dumbfounded ( Read more... )

i come home from work today and my dad starts sreaming at me right away. apparantly something else has crawled up his ass and is wagging war for space against the pole that's already there. bottom line is that if my room gets messy again, he's going to clean it (which means he's going to throw my crap out the window and i can find a new place to ( Read more... )

so i'm sitting here watching the comedians of comdey and i was inspired to sit and write some jokes. now i just need a group of 3 other comedians, 2 nerds and one weird chick and an RV and i'll be all set ( Read more... )

last night i had some people from my school over to hang out and have some drinks. it was cool, laid back, and then my sister decided to be a bitch. rather then quietly ask my friends to quiet down she storms upstairs, yelling and cursing everyone off. yea, she's pleasant to be around. then she called my brother in south carolina and had him call ( Read more... )

they're not called "holiday trees" and it's not "x-mas." it's CHRISTmas time and if anyone tells you otherwise they're pulling you chain. i'm really annoyed by the was on christmas. if people don't want to believe in anything that's fine, if you don't like it don't look. to quote my friend brian, people have freedom of religion, not freedom FROM ( Read more... )