My phone was cut off today. If you need me, call my house, because that's usually where I am. If you need the number, let me know.

So I get this e-mail newsletter named "Bizarre News" and it's really funny. I just thought that I'd share one of my favorite portions from the one that I received today. Bumper sticker quotes ( Read more... )

So my cell phone will be turned off soon, so if anyone needs to get a hold of me and my cell phone number doesn't work, just call my house - I'll most likely be there or at work. If you don't have my house number, just ask and I'll give it to you.

So the ceiling of my room collapsed last night. I can't even go in there without coughing and wheezing, so I slept on the couch. I must say that I've never slept better. I konked out and didn't wake up until my alarm, which is very unusual. I don't want to go back into my room, but my dad said it'll be cleaned up by tonight, and the hole will ( Read more... )

The Very BadSo my family has three broken down cars right now that we can't afford to fix. If this wasn't bad enough, the roof leaks over my room. As a result of this, it leaks and keeps me up at night, there are ugly water stains, the roof is bending in (maybe soon to collapse), and now there's mold. I don't have asthma or whooping cough like ( Read more... )

Yeah. Everyone decided to text me this previous month. They text me, and I text back saying, "I can't text. It costs Rj money, so call me and don't text again." And what do they do? They text again. This happened over and over and over again, and so now I owe Rj $76. Thanks everyone.

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Okay, I know that most of the people who will read this entry will know this song, but I'm posting the lyrics for those that don't... because I like it.

Mood Rings by Relient KWe all know the girls that I am talking about ( Read more... )

Everyone should watch this. It's so freaking funny.

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