Everyone seems to be telling me this, and even a quiz that doesn't know me says it all. Anyone got a cure for such an affliction?

How to make a uhhoh
Ingredients:

3 parts friendliness

1 part courage

5 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz. ( Read more... )

I am so frustrated that my Kazaa isn't working. I don't even know what happened... just all of a sudden some vital file is missing. As a result, the list of songs that I want to download is getting consistently longer. It seems like everytime I listen to the radio, music in a friend's car, or even listen to music I currently have, I think of ( Read more... )

"There's a hole in my bucket, dear Katty, dear Katty. A hole in my bucket, dear Katty, a hole."
"Then fix it, dear Jeezy, dear Jeezy. Then fix it, dear Jeezy, then fix it."
"With what shall I fix it, dear Katty, dear Katty? With what shall I fix it, dear Katty, with what?"
"With a straw, dear Jeezy, dear Jeezy. A straw, dear Jeezy, a straw."
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Happy Birthday KURTIS!

A dirty little limmerick:

There once was a whore from peru,
who filled her vagina with glue.
She said, with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
then they'll pay to get out of it too."

HAHAHAHA!!!! I'm sorry. That just cracks me up.

So I get a call at 3:30 this morning, and it's Penny. Her mom hit her, so she ran away and needed a place to stay the night. Unfortunately, my parents will have none of that, so she had to stay at the hospital. I felt so bad ( Read more... )

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